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me so stupid

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 5, 2008, 9:23 AM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: the good the bad and the queen
  • Reading: 20,000 leagues under the sea
  • Watching: sunshine
  • Playing: metal gear, twin snakes
  • Eating: crunch corners yum
  • Drinking: tropical juice
Level 1
(/) said LOL out loud
(/) forgotten your own age
(/) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR:

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
(/) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR:

Level 3
( ) Licked your toe
(/) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR:

Level 4
(/) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR:

Level 5
(/) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(/) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR:

Level 6
( ) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
(/) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR:

Level 7
(/) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
(/) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(/) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
(/) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR:

Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
( ) Jumped out of a moving car
(/) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
(/) Jumped off a bridge
(/) Jumped off your house

SO far:

Level 10
(/) Forgot where you live
(/) Forgot your own birthday
(/) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR:

Level 11
(/) Walked into a Pole
(/) Walked into a Wall
(/) Walked into someone
(/) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR:

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
(/) Burped just to break the silence
(/) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR:

Level 13
(/) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(/) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(/) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR :

Level 14
(/) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) Caught with your pants down
(/) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR:

Level 15
( ) Shoved something up your nose
(/) Picked your nose and studied what came out
( ) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(/) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR:

Level
(/) Told a lie
(/) Been caught in a lie
(/) Lied to cover a lie
(/) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR:

Level 17
(/) Laughed at someone in pain
(/) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
(/) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR:

Level 18
(/) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(/) Beleived in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Beleived your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(/) Beleived you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR:

Level 19
(/) Threw a party for yourself
(/) Threw a ball at yourself
(/) Threw up on yourself
( ) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
(/) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR:

Level 20
(/) Pretended to know what you are doing
( ) Pretended you were hot shit
(/) Pretended you werent listening
(/) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR:

Level 22
(/) Fell on the sidewalk
(/) Fell down the stairs
(/) Fell UP the stairs
(/) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR:

Level 23
( ) Tried to do a real cool backflip
( ) and busted your ass
(/) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didnt lift your feet, retard

SO FAR:

Level 24
(/) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
(/) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR:

Level 25
(/) Cried when you hurt yourself
(/) Cried when you didnt get your way
(/) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR:

Level 26
( ) Gone swimming naked
( ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(/) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(/) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(/) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR:

Level 27
( ) rode a Pony
(/) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(/) rode the dog

SO FAR:

Level 28
(/) Locked yourself out of your house
(/) Locked yourself out of your car
(/) Locked yourslef IN the car
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(/) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
(/) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR:

Level 29
(/) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
(/) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
( ) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR:

Level 31
(/) Bitten plastic fruit
(/) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(/) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( ) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(/) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there

SO FAR:

Level 32
(/) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(/) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
(/) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL:
Repost this with the title:
I've Done 78 of the 120 stupidest things


beat ya giles!!! he he he

Devious Information

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    hitoribotchi-yo@hotmail.co.uk
  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: scary Telford
  • Interests: manga, movies, art, music, anime n sex. everything else your average teen likes! oh n my b/f lee <
  • Favourite movie: Oldboy, sky blue, clockwork orange, brick and lots more!
  • Favourite band or musician: Tool, Bjork, Portished, White Rose Movement, The Faint, dresdon dolls ect.
  • Favourite genre of music: metal, electronic, anything that sounds good lol
  • Favourite artist: Peter Callesen, Takashi Murakami
  • Favourite poet or writer: Benjamin Zephaniah
  • Favourite photographer: david baily
  • Favourite style of art: photography and fan art
  • MP3 player of choice: i-pod is what i got but they crash soooooooooooo much
  • Favourite game: onimusha series and okami
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ryomou Shimei and batman (not the gay original but more the dark knight stuff)
  • Personal Quote: "listen to tool"
  • Tools of the Trade: Sony DSC-W35

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~hitoribotchi-yo:iconhitoribotchi-yo: Jan 29, 2008, 9:43:18 AM
click on the image and select remove fav and its gone :D

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~Gunnybee:iconGunnybee: Jan 18, 2008, 5:28:19 PM Mood: Sadness
I hate you for that pic you added to my favorite pics :o It's horrible and I'm too thick to remove it :fear:

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~Psycho-Del:iconPsycho-Del: Dec 10, 2007, 4:31:09 PM
thanks for the favorite

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~yaviekementari:iconyaviekementari: Dec 10, 2007, 3:59:27 AM
thank you

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~Gunnybee:iconGunnybee: Nov 5, 2007, 2:21:32 AM
you smell of pickled onions.

:o

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~hitoribotchi-yo:iconhitoribotchi-yo: Nov 2, 2007, 5:04:19 AM
spanks breese you bumhole!!!

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~Breese666:iconBreese666: Nov 1, 2007, 6:53:37 AM Mood: Euphoric
Congratz on the 1000 views!! :clap:
~linkin1988:iconlinkin1988: Sep 7, 2007, 10:31:42 AM
Hey, havent been on my DA account for quite some time but thanks for the comment you left.
Glad you like!

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~hitoribotchi-yo:iconhitoribotchi-yo: Sep 4, 2007, 5:29:02 AM
:0 muffin man!!! oh just you wait cup cake girl! just you wait!

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~lazyppl:iconlazyppl: Sep 3, 2007, 10:49:55 PM
thx for the comment....eRRR lol 3 months ago....XDDD
~arkiNat:iconarkiNat: Aug 29, 2007, 8:19:00 PM
Hey! Thanks for the comment. :hug:

~:relaxed:

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~hitoribotchi-yo:iconhitoribotchi-yo: Aug 29, 2007, 7:11:06 AM
ELLO!!!! CHARLIE!!!!

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~Gunnybee:iconGunnybee: Aug 26, 2007, 5:29:23 AM
KAYLIE!!!! Where have you been I miss you! You need to come to the pub with me or town or even my house :o. What have you been up to?

xxx

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*bear48:iconbear48: Aug 21, 2007, 9:47:20 PM
Thank you for adding Abstract in Blues to your favourites.

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~hitoribotchi-yo:iconhitoribotchi-yo: Aug 21, 2007, 8:58:35 AM
thank you very much :blush:

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*bear48:iconbear48: Aug 13, 2007, 11:06:47 AM
You have a nice gallery

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St. Francis said,
“A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist.”
~Hypnagogy:iconHypnagogy: Aug 12, 2007, 5:59:35 AM Mood: Zest
thanx fof the fav :)

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~Jay-Pi:iconJay-Pi: Aug 5, 2007, 7:02:12 PM
:w00t: Great gallery btw!

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~Jay-Pi:iconJay-Pi: Aug 5, 2007, 6:58:41 PM
Hey hey :D thnx so much for tze :+fav:

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